Came across a Facebook profile and found this:
"When life brings you down, just remember: someone, somewhere out there, is constipated as hell."
I've always been attracted to things that are taboo. I've never been afraid to go to that dark place. —Ricky Williams
November 27, 2011
November 19, 2011
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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If what you see is what you get, then why can't you judge a book by it's cover?
If a fly does not have wings, do we call it a "walk"?
If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?
If the early bird gets the worm, then how does good things come to those who wait?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to make baby oil?
If time is money, then an ATM is A Time Machine?
If you believe in reincarnation, instead of an RIP, shouldn't you put BRB in your tombstone?
*web
If what you see is what you get, then why can't you judge a book by it's cover?
If a fly does not have wings, do we call it a "walk"?
If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?
If the early bird gets the worm, then how does good things come to those who wait?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to make baby oil?
If time is money, then an ATM is A Time Machine?
If you believe in reincarnation, instead of an RIP, shouldn't you put BRB in your tombstone?
*web
November 15, 2011
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