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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

If what you see is what you get, then why can't you judge a book by it's cover?

If a fly does not have wings, do we call it a "walk"?

If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?

If the early bird gets the worm, then how does good things come to those who wait?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to make baby oil?

If time is money, then an ATM is A Time Machine?

If you believe in reincarnation, instead of an RIP, shouldn't you put BRB in your tombstone?


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