The Letter

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, 

While you were arguing about the glass of water if it's half empty or half full, I drank it.

Sincerly,
The Opportunist


Unfortunately, they all received the letter and replied.


Dear Opportunist,


I figured.


From,
The Pessimist


* * *


Dear Opportunist,


I'm so glad you're not thirsty anymore.


Yours truly,
The Optimist


* * *


Dear Opportunist,


Well, the glass is empty now.


The Realist